| Ultimate Thriving Machine |
| Cancer Prevention and Screening for Men...* |
| Congratulations! You are the proud owner of the Model XY. It is now ready to perform 24/7, rarely requires replacement parts and most models will provide more than 70 years of reliable service. You'll want to keep your XY in the best possible shape, both inside and out. |
| GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES! |
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| *...and the woman who helps maintain him! |